Soil Saloon

Due to the unabashed generosity of our sponsors, we’ve been able to appeal to folk’s unabashed greed for free and wonderful things. A great many thanks go to the following folk. I have taken the liberty of placing our sponsors with their very own, soil-saloon approved spirit animal image below their respective webaddress. Thank you, oh generous ones, thank you and your spirit animals.

marinbikes.com – They are purpose built.  They are fast. They leap high and if pushed fast enough, will even float over water.  Just like the Jesus Lizard.  No, not the rock and roll band.  The jesus lizard.   Known in Scientific circles as the Baskilisk.

www.knog.com.au – they make Little bright lights.  That are all cute and round and grab onto anything.  Little Waxy Monkey Tree Frogs – also cute – also bright – also grab onto anything.  Apologies for making the obvious connection, but hey, it’s there.  Perhaps if you put a frog next to your toad, you can warn both blind and deaf pedestrians of your oncoming approach, and their potential demise.

chueybrand.com – Though the tickbird has a pretty ugly name, it does, like chuey brand, provide a quality benefit for it’s host, look smooth and stylish, and is sometimes colorful and sometimes it ain’t.  Chuey has a better name though.

www.swobo.com: Like a platypus, they provide skin for wet and dry, are unique in the kingdom, and are ahead of the evolutionary curve.

www.surlybikes.com Like the Anklyosaurus, these folk are indestructible, favor strength over light weight, and are the subject of many a child’s dream, good and bad.

www.wtb.com the lore of the jackalope, just like the lore of the WTB is a long standing one, and both inspire postcards from marin, or the plains of texas, or wherever tire meets dirt.

www.chromebags.com: Bags. To hold things. Like the Kangaroo holds its young. Truly a beautiful sight to behold. They provide the pouches, you provide the hop, hop hopping down the street.

not to mention, they are to thank for the success of these wonderful sundays in the park.