Cycling Fashion
Some thoughts have been floating around lately. Dangerous, I know. But here at the outlaw races of the soil saloon, we’re not ‘fraid of no crazy thoughts. We’ve got plenty and we appreciate them in all their granduer. Maybe its a cyclist thing. One of the thoughts has been to make a Soil Saloon Racing kit. If you’ve got ideas, let us know. If you are going to want a kit, let us know. They won’t be free, but they will look good.
To provide an idea of looking good and not looking good, let me provide Soil Saloon’s first ever fashion review. Judged by a dinosaur, a cowboy, and a guy on a computer.
Our new Helmet Design- HOT!
Summoning the energy of large cats? Not.
The Color Black in Cycling? Hot.
Bright Euro Colors? Not.
Fat Bottomed Girls? Hot.
Skinny Dentists Racing Triathalons? Not.
Cows on Bicycles? So Weird it’s Hot. Note the bovine’s penchant for off road adventure.
Basically, We want to make a extremely limited run of some kits that may not make you faster, may not make you better looking, but will make you smile and want to get dirty, give kisses, and have yourself a boozie, just about anywhere you go. Stay tuned. Or, then again, we might never make any, but me, the cowboy and dinosaur sure had fun digging through the internets for pictures of ugly, and beautiful bicycle kits…ahh… Office jobs.
Lapels and kisses? Most certainly hot.
Is there anyway to incorporate chaps of some sort? Maybe short chaps that velcro to our to our short shorts.
Jon Palmer said this on April 24, 2009 at 7:04 pm |
We are wanting a kit!!
Oh so bad!
(so sez the Terrible-tinies)
Bridget said this on April 28, 2009 at 4:23 am |
I second that emotion… kits all around!
Nick said this on April 30, 2009 at 6:04 pm |