We feel you have waited long enough.
We feel that the time has come to put another gathering forth. We feel that it is obvious that the people are starved for a reason to ride their bikes till they can’t stand up, and then consume alcoholic beverages until cowboys and dinosaurs begin to gyrate in the sky like so many kaleidoscopic fireworks.
Though this flyer may appear to be devoid of a cowboy and a dinosaur, we encourage all participants to sit in front of their computers, ideally while at work, and begin to drink heavily until the 3D MAGIC EYE dinosaur and cowboy pop out. Please document said training ‘rides’ and correspond with the soil saloon group.
So mark your calendars for the middle of next month, and start exploring every park in the city.
ps: Some tough guys might do this on their ‘cross bikes. Well, they might be fast on the (yawn) pavement (yawn) but they won’t have nearly as much fun on the dirt as thier fat tire bretheren. This will also be the longest Soil Saloon ever, and much map making is taking place currently, so stay tuned to this amazing corner of webdom to see exactly where we think you should go for certain and eternal glory.
pps: For those that don’t know, the ‘cement cross’ is the oldest celtic cross on the west coast, located above a waterfall on the northern side of JFK drive, after the de young and just before an underpass.
truly epic. this ride will make you want to sell your car and buy that other bike you’ve had your eye on.
Pedro D said this on October 17, 2008 at 5:54 am |